手绘冷幽默荒诞单幅插画

Hand-drawn deadpan absurd single-panel illustration, square composition, two adult chibi characters sitting together in formal seiza on the right side.
One character calmly uses a pale-blue sticky lint roller to roll the other character’s cheek, as casually as cleaning a countertop. The roller surface is parallel to the face. Both characters have completely blank, vacant expressions, tiny dot eyes and flat mouths, no reaction.

Slightly wobbly ink outlines, uneven marker and colored-pencil fill, faint paper grain, muted pastel palette, handmade zine aesthetic.

No background objects, no text, no speech bubbles, no manga symbols, no exaggerated expressions, no 3D/CGI, no glossy mascot style.

手绘冷面荒诞单幅插画，正方形构图，右侧坐着两个正式跪坐的成年 Q 版角色。一个角色冷静地使用淡蓝色粘性除尘滚轮滚动另一个角色的脸颊，动作像清理台面一样随意。滚轮表面与脸部平行。两个角色都表情完全空白、空洞，小圆点眼睛和平坦的嘴巴，没有任何反应。略微摇晃的墨水轮廓，不均匀的马克笔和彩色铅笔填充，隐约的纸张纹理，柔和的调色板，手工杂志美学。无背景物体，无文字，无对话气泡，无漫画符号，无夸张表情，无 3D/CGI，无光泽吉祥物风格。